8 facts about my body (a big eff you to whoever asked this btw)

1: I have really big eyes and freakishly long eyelashes

2: I also have a huge ass (if you say it’s fat I’ll kill you bc it’s not)

3: I have obnoxious hip bones that stick out and make me uncomfortable

4: I can pop my shoulder blades out making them look like wings

5: I have biggish hands but I have nice nail beds so I guess I have nice hands

6: I don’t have a flat stomach despite the fact that 90% of the shirts I wear show my stomach

7: I’m a little shorter than 5’6

8: I’ve been told I have nice legs but I think my thighs are too big so whatever